part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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