Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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