soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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