good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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