I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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