I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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