So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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