so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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