he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Terrible idea I love it
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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