RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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