I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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Oh Jesus.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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