69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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