If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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