Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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