no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
