if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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