Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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