The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
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There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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