I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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