He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Damn victory sex feels great
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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