I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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