i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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