They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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