i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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