Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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