Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
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do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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