We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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