office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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