woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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