I have demons in me.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
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I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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