I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
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You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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