Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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