Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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