I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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