He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
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Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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