my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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