after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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