I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
