stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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