She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
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I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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