we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
Randomize
