just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
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I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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