you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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