yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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