drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
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my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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