happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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