i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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