I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
false alarm, still single
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