she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Randomize
