this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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