Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
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A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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