just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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