Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
In America we eat man semen.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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