Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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