hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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