i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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